User talk:Hawke
Welkum![edit source]
Hello, Hawke, and welkom to Uncyclopedia! Pleez exkuuz my pore spelling, I'm only three and sumtimes haf diffikulty with this srort of thing. Thank yew for your kontribootions. I hope you lieke the place and deside to stay, but if yew don't liek it...the dore's rite over there...a litttltle more to the leftf...yeah. Anyway, heer ar a few gud links for noblets:
If you reed anythingn at all, make it the abuv too links. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need sum help with sumthing, try theez:
- Abowt Uncyclopedia and The five pliers of Uncyclopedia
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If yew need help, ask mee on my talk pag, or ask at the Dump. Agen, welcome! --THE 18:15, 23 November 2007 (UTC)