User talk:Hans Magnus
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Hi Hans[edit source]
That's entirely up to you, translate something for your own site if you like (from our list of English articles we have suggested as the best for translation) or you can offer some of the articles on your website - as either ideas for us to elaborate on, or a co-translation between yourself (or someone on your site) and myself (or someone on this site). Keep us posted :) --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 11:26, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
- Also, apologies, I forgot for a second that you were from the Italian uncyclopedia and thought you were Norwegian (your name). I suppose then you want to get in contact with WiiKend who is the French ambassador to England, and see if you can get somebody to act as a more direct link between your two encyclopedias (if you so wish). --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 11:36, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
Traduttore, traditore (or something like that)[edit source]
Bongiorno signori. Nous avons beaucoup d'articles que tu peux traduire en italien mais je ne sais pas quel est ton niveau en français (moi j'ai la cédille !!!). Je te propose de regarder les articles que nous avons dans notre best-of (aka Featured articles), de choisir ceux que tu crois pouvoir traduire et me le dire pour que je t'indique si ils sont intéressants ou pas. Ne choisis que dans les best-of de 2009 et 2008 car avant, ce n'est pas aussi bon. WiiKend 12:38, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
- non ok je te fais confiance. Va regarder nos articles. WiiKend 19:16, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
- Peut-être fr:Êtes-vous daltonien ?. Il est assez court avec pas trop de texte. Plutôt bien pour un premier essai. On a aussi un texte intéressant sur fr:Venise, original mais plus difficile à traduire. WiiKend 21:15, 14 August 2009 (UTC)
Translated Articles[edit source]
Well that depends on what language it's too/from. Do you mean they're in mid-translation? Then they go here if they are to English, here if they are to Italian (start a new page, it's ok), and so forth (except I'm forgetting that you are the French ambassador, so you will want to put them in here if they are to French).
If you mean when they are fully finished, put there here.
Grazie! --El Sid, the lazy one • parlez-vous franglais? 09:31, 18 August 2009 (UTC)