User talk:Furrybritishimperialist
Welcome![edit source]
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Grak! Verp 04:08, 29 March 2008 (UTC)
Double Redirects[edit source]
Are really annoying. And you created three of them with moving the Zimbabwe article. Next time, pay attention to the directions how to move pages. 12:57, 18 April 2008 (UTC)
Usual Chitchat[edit source]
Glad to finally meet another British imperialist on this site. Any problems, feel free to see me (User:Crablogger). My website's worth checking out too:
Crablogger 11:10, 11 July 2008 (UTC)