User talk:Evilton1504
POO[edit source]
EATING
Poo comes in many varieties, ranging from solid as a rock to sloppier than mud. These textures are what make Poo so delicious. My favourite is a nice sloppy mash potato texture with a nutty flavour -mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm-.
COMPANY
The Poo I'm holding now I've had for three days and still talks to me. Poo is lovely on a cold winters day, you cover yourself from head to toe and roll around in a pit of it. This can cure any known illness.Poo will talk a lot in the first couple of hours and make you want to eat them but you must resist to get the most companionship.
USEFULNESS
Poo is perfect for floaties in pools and especially as tutors for the MENTALLY RETARDED. Poo may not be capable to drive cars but they are perfect for things to help win races, with an endless supply you can do as you wish.