User talk:Dafni
Welcome![edit source]
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(Talk • Contribs • CUN • Capt.) 20:18, November 6, 2007
Humour, please[edit source]
Hey. I'm going to assume that your edits are sincere. This post is not meant to be mean.
Uncyclopedia is a humour site. If you're going to edit here, it would be advisable to be funny. Please stop posting until you have something funny to say.
If, however, I am incorrect that your edits are sincere, and that your edits are a part of some sort of ironic, post-modern, so-factual-that-it's-funny attempt at humour, you must understand that nobody will understand your genius. You will become very unpopular very quickly around here.
Just letting you know.