User talk:Cook Island People

Cook Islanders are pretty solid brown people,the main island is Rarotonga and the capital is called Avarua. The people are very strong and skilled like most islanders but they also are affected by the disease of laziness they drink alot and usually have the average jam session with the guitar,ukelele and the pate ( drums ), to'e is a common word used there it means asshole so if someone says to'e there calling you an asshole, there are 15 islands that are all scattered like rubbish in the pacific ocean, C.I.S ( 'Cook Island Souljahs) is a Cook Island group whic like to fight other islanders to show that there worthy of kicking ass and that samoans and tongans are all bfn. ( Big For Nothing ). Kiki is a very common name there too it means your the man ,

to'e! :)

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