User talk:Captain Finding Nemo

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Formatting And Testosterone

Greetings. It's a pleasure working with your ideas, and reading them. This habit you have of putting quotes into UnNews articles, though... it doesn't look right. Do it like this next time:

“If a quote doesn't add value to an article, it should't be used at all, If it does, our mission of misinformation is enhanced and the balance of existence is restored.”

~ User:zim_ulator on stuff

and perhaps place it lower, in a strategic location in the article. Satan will thank you. Rev. Zim_ulator (Talk) I am the dirt under your rollers 15:39, 4 June 2006 (UTC)

UnTV

What was that crack about Pod Six? That's it, I'm seceding. Who wants to sell the sovereign nation of Falcosixia a nuke? --Falcotron 05:39, 19 August 2006 (UTC)

Orange Geuce

Please stop being a dbag. Love --Orange Geuce Yum! 22:10, 10 March 2008 (UTC)

Chuck Norris is a close personal friend. Don't make me have him tear your intestines out and force you to write "I will not let Chuck Norris tear my intestines out" 500 times with the bowels inside. Bitch. --166.102.104.44 01:01, 11 March 2008 (UTC)