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Anal Dreadlocks[edit source]
Anal dreadlocks are a rare oddity now that only few people possess them. I personally have had one but got bored so threw it at next doors dog.
Basically what an anal 'dread'(if you will) is, is hair around your ringhole that, in time will grow long and shitty if not cleaned. If you want to have one you must first........
== 1.Have the patience to grow your arsehole hair.
2.Be prepared to clean your ass after shitting more often and more thouroughly.
3.Be ready to experience strange feelings as you sit down and move around.
4.Tell your parents about getting an ass dread.
5.And last, to be fucking sad enough to actually grow one. ==
Ass dreads originated in a sunny little town called bridlington around a year or so ago(2006) by a boy called danny hodgson, boy to his parents and friends. He enjoyed going out and getting wankered and smoking pot with his closer mates. He didnt really enjoy school, but had to endure it to gain his G.C.S.E's. His whereabouts are unknown at this time, but we know he still has his first ass dread with him, maybe not attached but it will always be with him.
He discovered them when taking a dump before getting a bath. He wiped then got into the warm bath,(approx 45 degrees centigrade) he noticed that something felt strange and he sat up immediately and felt to his rear. He felt a clump of hair and i qoute, he said. "holy fuck, i dont believe it! ive got an anal dread, NOT FUCKIN BAD!!!"
From there on he nurtured the anal dread and cared for it as his best friend, he got it drunk and scored it some pussy. Boy and the ass dread were the best of friends.
Until.............one day danny sat down and the ass dread hurt. Danny exclaimed in pain as the ass dread went back up his ringpeice. Danny had quite enough of this now so ran upstairs and that faithful night the ass dread was removed and placed into a drawer in a glass case.
Thats most of what i know, but others may say different. Believe who you want, just beware of the ass dread when it turns on you!