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Khadim e Rasul-

Khadim e Rasul----is one of the endangered species of great apes. This species's main reason of extinction was their abnormally small size of the male reproductive organ. Known for its intelligence, Khadim e rasul was born in Pakistani province of Punjab near present day Gawalmandi.He has longer arms than other great apes, and a less hairy ass, instead of the brown or black hair typical of other great apes.

Meat makes up 65–90 percent of Khadim e Rasul diet. Fruits with sugary or fatty pulp are favored. Ficus fruits are commonly eaten, because they are easy to harvest and digest. Khadim typically shits twice a day depending on its diet. Like the other great apes, Khadim e Rasul is remarkably intelligent and often gives political lecture on paltalk

A two year study on Khadim e Rasul's symbolic capability was conducted from 2007 -2009 by Professor bitter_reality. The study employed the techniques of David Premack who used plastic tokens to teach the chimpanzee, linguistic skills. Khadim e Rasul picked human language very quickly.

Khadim Rasul like other great apes cannot swim but have shown laughter like vocalizations, often found wrestling with humans on paltalk, he likes playing chasing, tickling and wrestling.

Famous Dialogues :

Lo Ker lo Gal. Had ho gaye! Maidaan Saga hay, Hazaroun sal Nargas bainoori say Roti hay and Bund which Baan Pa dawaan ga

Hobbies :

Sniffing Asses , eating dung and playing in Mud. During Summers Khadims are often seen picking each other lice. Lice picking creates social bonding between opposite sex .

Other hobbies include talking on social political topics like " Khatamy Nabowat" Zardari and Pakistan People's Party

Reproduction Cycle:

Like other Submissive She Males Khadim goes after the Dominant males. Shy by nature , Khadim cohabits with Chacha Outlook aka outlooker. Both are happily married for 4 years.

Submission domniation a common occurance in Ape culture is well founded in their marital status. Khadim rasul plays the submissive She role and chacha spactator being the dominant male . The coapulation season is from mid november to early janurary. The gestation period is 8 months. An Average khadim e rasul suckles its young ones for 2 years untill the young ones learn to hunt in the wild. Khadim is very caring of its youngones and keep the offsprings in abdominal pouch like Kangroos

OYE BITTER ........ BANDA BAN ........ CHACHA NOO KUJ NA AKHEEN .... WARAN TOON MENNU JANDA AEYN !!

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Chacha Spactator

Chacha Spactator (Genus Meesni Bund Domesticus) is a common human anal parasite. It causes itchy feeling around anus (back passage), found usually at paltalk in religious and social rooms. Without treatment Chacha Spactator may give rise to vaginitis (inflammation of the vagina) in women and Bundatitus (inflammation of Bund) in men

Its being estimated that over 25 people are infected daily by chacha spactator. It is found commonly in the Desi Religious Paltalk Wahabi Rooms and is relatively rare in Song/Fun Rooms.

What can be done to control Chacha Spactators?

If you have been to a paltalk room where chacha spectator is present, it is important to shower in the morning in order to remove its eggs and bacteria from the anal area.

Wash your hands thoroughly after each visit to the Paltalk room and before logging off.

Underwear should be changed daily.

Infected room participants should keep their nails short and should not scratch ass.

Once Infected,always wear cotton gloves when sleeping.

Clean your Ass thoroughly, especially the inside , and remove as much of Chacha spactator as possible.

If several paltalk members are infected, you should all be treated on the same day in paltalk help lobby rooms. The Co adims may ask the infected ones to show their bottoms on cam

Effects of Chacha Spactator

Except for itching, Chacha Spactator does not usually cause any direct damage to the body. However, the unsanitary scratching of the itch can spread germs from the fingers to other parts of the body. This scratching occurs even as the person is asleep and can easily contribute to unhealthy skin conditions or infections.

Self-diagnosis is also possible without observing chacha spactator around the anus. Crawling sensations inside the anus indicate that your ass has been infected with Chacha Spactator. He may be visually detected at this time by using lubricant to insert a finger into the anus, hooking it slightly, and pulling the finger out while at the same time gently scraping the rectal wall.

For More information please contact your local ministry of health or call 1-800-bitter-reality No more editing werna sab kuch manzar-e-aaam per agaye ga or tumhay resign kerna hoga