User talk:Bimbo Wales

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Emperor Palpatine

Please leave the article alone and find better things to do. You'd best read the links left above for you. ~ Mordillo where is my COCK? 19:43, 22 December 2007 (UTC)

I have already left it alone when people told me the reason. But that was only their reason. I only spend my time doing worthwhile things. -Bimbo Wales 07:59, 23 December 2007 (UTC)