User talk:Benjamin99

Welcome!

Hello, Benjamin99 you are a fucking.g prick for joining us , and thanks for joining Uncyclopedia! Before editing further, please take a gander at our Beginner's Guide. If you want to find out more about Uncyclopedia or need more help with something, check out the following pages:

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-- UserTalkContributions 22:27, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Stop it

Can you please stop it? When an Administrator deletes a page it's more than likely that when you re-create it he will delete it again. Why don't you start editing in user-space then, if the article's good enough, you ask an Admin to approve it by moving it to the main-space. -- UserTalkContributions 22:27, March 1, 2012 (UTC)

Hey, why don't you take the time to read the Beginner's Guide thank you. Cheers and good luck editing! -- UserTalkContributions 22:43, March 1, 2012 (UTC)