User:Zunderbox

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Zunderbox is the ancient Minoan god of death who, according to ancient texts, will command a massive army of devout followers into a global conflict that will absorb the entire globe in ten thousand years of darkness and despair. Just shitting you, I can't even command my dog to sit. Still, as I'm asuming that you're either blindly stumbled onto this page while looking through a page's history or you're here because I somehow managed to piss you off somewhere, figured I'd at least make the first sentance or so intresting. Anyway, I'm guessing that just about everyone who has even a a shred of life in them has already gone ahead and looked at something else by now, so I'm gona go ahead and quit typing to try and fine one for myself.

Atrophy.jpg This user cannot follow any orders!!

My "award" for having WAAAAY to much time on my hands.......