User:Zonk69

This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

“An ant may well destroy Zonk69.”
~ Chinese Proverb on Zonk69

“I only married Brad Pitt because Zonk69 was too busy shagging Jessica Alba!”
~ Angelina Jolie on Zonk69

“What? You mean he's straight? So who was I doing last night then?”
~ Oscar Wilde on Zonk69

“In Soviet Russia, Zonk69 has to put up with bullshit quotes about you!!”
~ Russian Reversal on Zonk69

Links[edit | edit source]

OutdoorClerking.Co.Uk, the website of Joseph Gurney, LLB Hons - Outdoor Clerk. This page will be primarily of interest to members of the Legal profession in the UK
Thurrock Plus, a social organisation for 18 to 35 year olds based in Grays in Thurrock.
Havering Plus, like Thurrock Plus (see above), but based in Hornchurch, Havering.
The National Federation of Plus Areas, the organisation to which both of the above Plus groups are affiliated.