User:Zonk69

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“We have the ability to take Zonk69 out, and I think the time has come that we exercise that ability.”

– Pat Robertson on Zonk69

“I only married Brad Pitt because Zonk69 was too busy shagging Jessica Alba!”

– Angelina Jolie on Zonk69

“What? You mean he's straight? So who was I doing last night then?”

– Oscar Wilde on Zonk69

“In Soviet Russia, Zonk69 has to put up with bullshit quotes about you!!”

– Russian Reversal on Zonk69

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