User:Zonk69

This User is too Damn Sexy! If you saw this user you'll either fall to the ground and worship them, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

“So shall it be at the end of the world: the angels shall come forth, and sever Zonk69 from among the just, And shall cast Zonk69 into the furnace of fire: and there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth.”

– Jesus on Zonk69

“I only married Brad Pitt because Zonk69 was too busy shagging Jessica Alba!”

– Angelina Jolie on Zonk69

“What? You mean he's straight? So who was I doing last night then?”

– Oscar Wilde on Zonk69

“In Soviet Russia, Zonk69 has to put up with bullshit quotes about you!!”

– Russian Reversal on Zonk69

Links

• OutdoorClerking.Co.Uk, the website of Joseph Gurney, LLB Hons - Outdoor Clerk. This page will be primarily of interest to members of the Legal profession in the UK
• Thurrock Plus, a social organisation for 18 to 35 year olds based in Grays in Thurrock.
• Havering Plus, like Thurrock Plus (see above), but based in Hornchurch, Havering.
• The National Federation of Plus Areas, the organisation to which both of the above Plus groups are affiliated.