User:Zonk69

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Adult neon.gif This User is too Damn Sexy!
If you saw this user it's possible that you might fall to the ground and

worship him/her, or spontaneously combust from a sex drive overload.

“But what is the greatest evil? If you are going to epitomize evil, what is it? Is it the bomb? The greatest evil that one has to fight constantly, every minute of the day until one dies, is Zonk69.”

~ Patrick McGoohan on Zonk69

“I only married Brad Pitt because Zonk69 was too busy shagging Jessica Alba!”

~ Angelina Jolie on Zonk69

“What? You mean he's straight? So who was I doing last night then?”

~ Oscar Wilde on Zonk69

“In Soviet Russia, Zonk69 has to put up with bullshit quotes about you!!”

~ Russian Reversal on Zonk69

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