User:ZniLe/Nonexistant Article
This Template does not exist !
- Seeing this Template or even thinking about it or this article may and will cause a paradox implosion and suck all life out of the hole around it and mess with your head.
- WARNING
THE WORD WARING IS MISSING AN N
- CHANGING THIS WILL CHANGE IT, PARENTAL ADVISORY ADVISED
- WARING
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This article does not Exist.
If this article should actually exist, then it would probably not not exist, don't you think?
So if you should actually find this nonexistant article, then you are wrong. You did not find this article, you can't find it, it's unfindable. You are more likley to find a picture on the No Picture article.
Trying to find this article or even reading it, would be like trying to accomplish something without doing so.
This text is nonexistant, you can't read it.
This text on the other hand, does exist, but since this is the nonexistant article, you can't read it either, unless somone makes an article about the nonexistant article, but that would just be stupid...
It is believed that when something would be nonexistant, but currently isn't, it would change the line of existence as seen in this graph:
Of course in many countries this line of existence is being analyzed differently. In Germany they have a different perception of the line of existence as shown here:
Nonexistence and how to deal with it[edit | edit source]
It is just as with this article, you don't have to deal with it at all, that's the great thing about nonexistence. So hurray.
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