User:Zheliel/UnBooks:Diary of an Ex-German Lemon Tree
My Diary
Hallo Diary! You are meins my diary! Haha! I am a Zitrone lemon tree, if you didn't know. [laughs] Who wrote that? I didn't.
Erster First April
I feel saddened as I cannot write. So this journal is worthless. [sobs] WHO WROTE "SOBS"?!
Anyway, though I can't write [aww], I'll still write down my thoughts here [cheers]. Though I can't schreiben write.
Anyway, I have decided to write my thoughts down here [cheers]. How many times have I said that? But I mean it. I will write down my thoughts here from... today is Erster April. So from heute today it is[cheers]. (Why do I keep writing in German?)
So, I feel traurig sad today [aww]. And glücklich happy! [yay!] Though I don't know why. But this is my first entry in my journal! [cheers] And though I can't write, this journal is perfect! Because I can't write. Although I have no idea where all the blue markings come from. And why they are there [thinks]. And why would they "thinks"?
Tschüss Goodbye, Diary!
(Although all I did was to tell you that I couldn't, but could write in my diary. Confused? [nods] Me too.)
Second April
Hello Hallo! Keep wondering why I can schreiben write without hands. Its impossible. Theoretically. [ponders]. Oh noes! A monkey's here! Must defend my zitrones lemones. EVIL MONKEY!!! But I have to go. [shocked] Wait... is it "lemone" or "lemon"?
Bye Diary!
Third April July
Hello! I just found you. The Great Krieg War has just ended. (Why is it blue?) My English is improving! [cheers] Anyway, the Nazis [cheers] were so kind! They let me fight in the war! [cheers] And I lost! [boo] What? What did I do? [ponders]
Anyway, I was too caught up with the Kreig war that I couldn't write my diary. [cheers] [boos] (Huh? What is thas das that supposed to mean?) So, that's too bad for you. Must be mies lousi louzy waiting for me, the supreme, the great... (I should give miyself a patty on the back.)