User:Zenxan
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This user is a member of Imperial Colonization. |
Xan comes from the word Xanadu, which means 'a perfect place'.
Zen is one of the only philosophical teachings which tells you not to think.
I am English, I live in England, my house is surrounded by fields, a road, trees, and other people's houses. I write music, I perform plays, I prefer cats to dogs. Why? Because cats don't smell like shit all the time. And they don't shit everywhere. And they look cooler. And they act cooler. They are cooler. I used to have a cat but it got run over. I think. I'm not really sure.
Too late do I realise that gratuitous swearing is not that funny.
I am an only child, and I'm also really good at wasting time. That's what I'm doing right now. I should be revising for those tests I was talking about. Instead I'm writing this. And your validating this whole thing by reading it, and supporting uncyclopedia as a whole. I just added uncyclopedia to my computer's dictionary when I wrote it just now. How interesting. Time for a spliff I think.
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 This user frequently creates Hench Electro Beats, and wants everyone to know about it. |
Oh yeh, and I believe in God, but in a funky, groovy kind of way that means I don't have to do anything about it. (Other than write articles on uncyclopedia declaring how much I hate Peter Atkins and Richard Dawkins).
Oh yeh again, if you're interested in crazy electro music which verges on the experimental without going all the way, checkout my myspace: myspace.com/freemusicspecialist (sorry about the shameless advertising, but given that it's shameless, I'm not actually sorry at all!)