User:Zeldafan500/Space Pirate Ninja Zombies
“Space pirate ninja zombies are funny, believe it!”
“The only things that might be able to defeat me, if theres over 9000 attacking at the same time...”
Space Pirate Ninja Zombies are known to be space pirates, ninjas, pizza delivery boys, Naruto, Dick Cheyney, Kitten Huffers and even zombies! Space pirate ninja zombies are the most powerfull things in the universe, almost more than Chuck Norris. This is basicly what they are:
- Pirates
- Ninjas
- Zombies
- and individuals spending a lot of time in space.
Historical Prospective[edit | edit source]
Late Medieval to 1900[edit | edit source]
Traditionally, the three clans of Space Pirate, Ninja and Zombies were seperate and autonomous entities, and it wasn't until the early 1500's that the three began to coalesce into one group with a central leadship.
1900 onwards[edit | edit source]
Following the Space Pirate Ninja Zombie/Space Monkey War of 1904, the group began to organise themselves into the modern corporation that exists in modern times.
Traditional Weapons and Fighting Techniques[edit | edit source]
Additional Notes[edit | edit source]
If confronted with a space pirate ninja zombie, it is recommended that you assume a fetal possision and start to cry. If they start raping you, you have to yell 'YAHTZEE!!!' to stop then, and have scotty beam you back to the starship.