User:Zeeboy/How to:Create an internet dating profile

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TIP 1. Your future partner will judge you on your ability to use Photoshop or, at the very least, MS Paint.

Hence, do not (we repeat do not) use a picture of the common or ordinary or garden version of yourself. If you don't have flattering photos, stick yourself here here and deposit large amounts of cash into the Uncyclopedia slush fund.

This woman posted this picture on a dating website and now can only pleasure herself using this gold vibrator

TIP 2. The really really hot .

TIP 2. Your future partner will judge you on your ability to use Photoshop or, at the very least, MS Paint.

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