User:Zasher2

Member of the Order

Hello and welcome to that shady guy who beats stupid people to death with half broken computers' user page.

The basics about Shady Guy

Every so often Shady Guy will come down from Mount Likispar to look at the wonderful and not so wonderful unencyclopedia articles. For the not so wonderful articles Shady Guy will tweak and poke at them until they are able to be looked at without poor unencylopedia readers retinas slowly melting (though Shady Guy has heard that it can be a somewhat pleasent sensation if you're into that kind thing).

Things that Shady Guy won't do

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<option>* Mow the guy that created school's lawn. </option>

<option>* Talk to bizarro superman. </option>

<option>* Sit down and stop talking about how awesome Foamy is. </option>

<option>* Remember who he is supposed to be being right now </option>

<option>* Pretend that Family Guy is not funny. </option>

<option>* Pretend that Pepsi is better than coke. </option>

<option>* Time travel again. </option>

<option>* Shave his head. </option>

<option>* Dye hair rainbow colors. </option>

<option>* Wear pointed toe boots. </option>

<option>* Scream boom shaka lacka at the police officers anymore. </option>

<option>* Give his dog his homework to eat. </option>