User:Zannthebored
Introduction[edit | edit source]
Zannthebored is a fourteen year old man who loves her ugly sleep. She/he? is a good friend of Jebus and the legendary Twink [1]. He/she? is also known as the Anti-Buddha, due to the line 'The Buddha tried to kill himself but he couldn't because he was too STUPID'. In his/her? lifetime he/she? has made a lot of money with her/his ideas on life. Some examples are: Chavros, Darth Davros, If Chocolate Had Been Invented A Years Earlier We Would All Be A Year Fatter, and the Ocaface.
Life[edit | edit source]
Zannthebored began his/her? life in nineteen-hundred and eighteen-seventy-two (191872) as a boring man on fanfiction.net. Since then, he has branched out into three forms: His original, his fantasy self, and his other fantasy self, who just happens to be an uncle. Sadly, he was not able to escape the confines of fanfiction.net and may well be trapped forever. If you wish to help these poor fellows, send an e-mail along with £300 to weegeewannabe@hotmale.cum, and you will find eternal happiness (side effects may include drymouth, nausea, kneeache, tendon strains, roundhouse kicks and/or death by chocolate).
Known Enemies[edit | edit source]
The Buddha
Oscar Wilde
The AntiWilde
Admiral Ackface
Octoroks
Further Information[edit | edit source]
If you wish to add some detail to this article, please don't. Full stop. End of conversation.
Coming Soon[edit | edit source]
More Zanns
New stories
A possibility of escaping the dread fortress of fanfiction.net
Jesus, who is pissed
And More!
