User:YesTimeToEdit/security

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Here at YTTE we try to promote friendliness and general rounded goodness, <insert name here>. Now I don't what you've done but you've broken our rules of engagement, matey. Yes, we have rules of engagement. DAMN IT! Why, can't you keep yourself to yourself, the hands inside the cart, your stuff to your stuff. WE DON'T TOLERATE STRIPPERS HERE, DO YOU HEAR ME?

NOW! I'm going to have to inflict a bit of mild torture on you before ordering you to report to the flogging room.



Ha!



Torture!




Wooooooo!




Yeah!




Feel da pain!



Now please report to the flogging room for a flogging.