User:Year of the Fluken
Year of the Fluken[edit | edit source]
The Year of the Fluken is attributed to Andrew Fluken, an aggressive salesperson most recently located on the west coast near San Diego[1]. His name has been used interchangeably with good looks and aspiration in battle.
The concept of The Year of the Fluken came to Mr. Fluken in a feverish dream as a complex formula (below):
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Speeches[edit | edit source]
Soon after the deliverance of the strange Year of the Fluken formula, Mr. Fluken delivered this speech on the steps of the San Diego Chamber of Commerce. Customs officials, The Department of Homeland Security and The National Corn Advisory Board are all working on deciphering its meaning:
Gentlemen,
The Repeal of the Corn Laws in the U.S. is the greatest triumph of free trade in the 20th century. In every country where manufacturers talk of free trade, they have in mind chiefly free trade in corn and raw materials in general. To impose protective duties on foreign corn is infamous, it is to speculate on the famine of peoples.
Cheap food, high wages, this is the sole aim for which English free-traders have spent millions, and their enthusiasm has already spread to their brethren on the Continent. Generally speaking, those who wish for free trade desire it in order to alleviate the condition of the working class.
But, strange to say, the people for whom cheap food is to be procured at all costs are very ungrateful. Cheap food is as ill-esteemed in America as cheap government is in France.
Everyone knows that in England the struggle between Liberals and Democrats takes the name of the struggle between Free-Traders and Chartists.
Odd Fact[edit | edit source]
In a 2006 interview, Mr. Douche acknowledged that he consumed six cheeseburgers on the day he received the vision.
Past Attempts at world domination[edit | edit source]
Over time, several individuals have attempted to create a world-wide "Year of" cult-of personality. Alexander the Great [2], KISS [3], and most recently, Al Franken
The Future[edit | edit source]
While the details of Mr. Fluken's plan to implement "The Year of the Fluken" are not known, he and his spouse (whose unnatural beauty and loyalty have led some to suspect that she is in fact an android constructed by Mr. Fluken), have begun to create a powerful army of Flukens, as evidenced by these photos:
