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Johnathan (Imagine Dragon singer)[edit | edit source]
Johnathan was a singer in the band Imagine Dragon.[2] He passed away on XX XX XX (thats XX XX XX in other date formats) after a skirmish with the Bofa[3] virus. He had an underlying condition of Ligma[4] and battled Sugoma[4] in the prior year. It is believed that Johnathan's wife Candice[5] passed the disease onto him, as she grappled with it a month prior. Johnathan had passed down the Bofa virus to friend Jo[6]who fortunately survived.
Background[edit | edit source]
Career[edit | edit source]
Johnathan had singlehandedly made 2 CDs,[4] however they were yet but parodies[7] of other songs, especially by artists Phil[3] and Phillip[8]. Johnathan was the one who proposed the idea of a collaboration with Sia[9], however Rubdy[10] actually enacted the idea. Johnathan fortunately did not pass the Bofa virus onto the fellow band members, as he left the band for recovery when symptoms developed.
Culture[edit | edit source]
Johnathan was succondese[4], and commonly practiced sacan[3] tradition. He always proclaimed he was being stalked and attacked by Goblins.[3] He came from Northsoutheastwestern Norway,[11] and believed in the Norwegian variant of the Fandy[12] superstition.
Hobbies[edit | edit source]
His hobbies included Kenyaball[13] and cooking. Stun seed[14] pudding[15] was coined by him. He was also a (poggers) gamer, mainly speedrunning Sea of Thieves[5] and Minecraft, beating Dream, Nightmare, Daydream and Daymare in the same day.
Past careers[edit | edit source]
He has previously worked in the E10[3] and B10[16] vaccination facilities, however this work is widely disputed as malpractice. In his earlier years, he received an apprenticeship in Holden[3] facilities which he declined to pursue his career in medicine, and later, music. Before even his engineer days, he worked a day job at Wendy's.[17]
Opinions[edit | edit source]
Johnathan was an avid fan of the Expos[3] and loathed, utterly despised and loathed the Yankees[18]. He was a far-up political activist and supported Heidi[19] Fitzgerald's actions in parliament. Chef Boyardee[20] was upholded by Johnathan, as his protests against the culling of Slaw Bunnies[4] introduced him to the like-minded chef.
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