User:XxPapaRoachxX

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The Main Facts..OF ME[edit | edit source]

Well, me...me...i LOVE the band PAPA ROACH! THOSE GUYS FREAKIN ROCK!! I love the lead singer Jacoby Shaddix!

My Jacoby singing at a P-Roach concert!

See how HOT he is?! He is COVERED with Tattoos!!! Ok,my friends I have friends..I AM NOT TELLING YOU WHO THEY ARE! Also I am a ROCKER and a PUNK i LOVE shopping at HOT TOPIC! Thats all the main facts of me...so..you can go...unless you wanna read the rest of the article on me...


My Favorite Bands[edit | edit source]

Okay first of all, I love rock n roll and heavy metal. So don't expect to see some stupid crud like Britney Spears or Hannah Montana on this list...preps....

TOP 10 BANDS!

1.PAPA ROACH Papa Roach



2.BLACK TIDE Dope



3.SLIPKNOT Slipknot



4.DOPE Dope


5.AVENGED SEVENFOLD Avenged Sevenfold



6.BULLET FOR MY VALENTINE Bullet For My Valentine


7.Otep Otep


8.KoRn KoRn


9.Disturbed Disturbed


10.Rise Against Rise Against



Pon and Zi[edit | edit source]

Pon and Zi are my favorite little characters, next to GIR. They are cute little emo characters tht are adorable! There are many Pon and Zi quotes-

"Even if you were horrifically disfigured in a freak accident and looked like this I would still love you!" -Pon

"If I can't hear your heartbeat, you're too far away!"-Pon

"I can't sleep cuz my pillow is too wet!"-Pon

"Your fishy seems to have died from thirst. Have a bandaid and come back to see me in three weeks."-Zi

"I may not look like much, but I'm pro at pretending to be a ninja!"-Zi

"My favorite thing about eating gummy bears is knowing they can't fight back when you bite their heads off!"-Zi

Some of them are cute and some are funny here are some examples! CUTE- Cute Pon

FUNNY- Funny Zi!

CUTE AND FUNNY- Cute AND Funny Pon!


Concerts[edit | edit source]

I have been to 3 concerts! The first one was Hellyeah with Soil and Powder Burn. The second was Papa Roach with Hinder, Fuel and Alter Bridge. The third was Three Days Grace with Breaking Benjamin and Seether. They were all great concerts!