User:Xinyu

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Sin-new Who?, and whooooo he might be, and might not be[edit | edit source]

He was a randomly created piece of crap by the Chinese Evolution. He was believed to be a ghost of the LORD OF CRAP. Therefore, if you see someone like him, whose normally a pile of crap anyways, under any, and all juris-my-dicktion, must be whipped into shape. Note; none of the above are true, or ever will be considered false.

He was a notable in the conspiracy theory scam. He helped Bush to get bushy, in a bad way, and now is currently in a state of total nausea, and must go to the nearest hospital.

Who HE MIGHT NOT BE[edit | edit source]

He might not be your closest pile of shit, but he sure can smuggle a lot of it into American territory - not saying they are bad or anything.