User:Xander/Unicorns

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Unicorns, unicorns, up your ass

Unicorns, unicorns, stomping the grass

Better watch out

Better listen

Or have your body glisten

Stand up to these figures

Take any extreme measures

Whether it'd be mass surveying or ethnic cleansing,

You can put an end to their feeding

Stand up and fight for what matters!

Do whatever you can, mind the blood splatters.

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