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“OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW! ahh, that feels so much better!”
“The diarrhea is so horrible, that a hazmat suit isn't gonna help.”
“WARNING! TAKING A DUMP ON SAM'S TOILET WILL RESULT IN YOUR BRAINS BEING BLOWN OUT BY SAM'S ROFL-47 MACHINE GUN!”
“MICROSOFT SAM, YOU WILL NOW BE SENT TO THE NSA JAIL TO SERVE YOUR PRISON SENTENCE.”
The Diarrhea Infested Toilet is a filthy toilet. courtesy of Microsoft Sam's Freshest diarrhea being emptied into the Diarrhea Infested Toilet. The Diarrhea Infested Toilet was created by Microsoft Sam after emptying his bowels in the Thunderbirds101 TV Station back in Earth 1, which is later destroyed by the Diarrhea Death Star. Which fires the freshest diarrhea from Sam's bowels.
Early origins of the Diarrhea Infested Toilet[edit | edit source]
Sam was born with a rage of eating Tacos until Windows ME crashed and failed to load (In computer terms, in 2003, Windows ME was murdered by Windows 2000), So Windows 2000 pretty much put him on a diet consisting of only iWay cookies. Then Windows 2000 got married by Windows XP. A great operating system that is still used today by trillions. However, whenever Windows 2000 is off to work in Microsoft HQ in Redmond, Washington, Windows XP showed him tons of shmexy pr0nz and fed him loads of iWay cookies and tacos laced with laxatives. This went on without Windows 2000 noticing it until 6/4/2009 when Sam was taken to the hospital for digestive problems and severe diarrhea (Diarrhea even worse than Ebola). There was so many laxatives eaten that the effects of the laxatives were permanent. Since killing Windows ME, Windows 2000 pledged to never kill anyone again (he went to prison), Windows 2000 decided to divorce Windows XP. However, Sam ran away when they were arguing for a divorce. Sam ran and ran until he has gotten into an orphanage called Speakonia. He met plenty of friends. However, they always have soy sauce and soy beans (every Saturday) and when Sam decided to eat his tacos with the soy sauce, he said swah sauce. He tried again, and again, and again, until he finally accepts that he can't say soy properly, nor soi. This embarrassment went on until he got popular by the entire population of Vancouver, Canada. Now to cut a long story short, Sam went into a bathroom in the Thunderbirds101 TV Station on Earth 2 and was in there for approximately 12 hours. Then he started claiming that the gigantic shit he make infested the toilet with diarrhea, his shit started flowing like Niagara Falls, United States/Canada boarder or "like the waterfall." since then, every explosive diarrhea dump he took, it infested the toilet with extremely unusual large amounts of diarrhea. He has been also reading and listening to the rules for the toilet to check to see if he can take an explosive diarrhea dump (not that he needs to).
Cleaners of the Diarrhea Infested Toilet[edit | edit source]
There are various cleaners of the Diarrhea Infested Toilet. We'll just stick with the main ones. Eh?
Radar Overseer Scotty[edit | edit source]
He is the one who is most known for eating baloney sandwiches and attempting to clean the Diarrhea Infested Toilet. However, every time he tries to clean his toilet, he almost get sucked into the squid that lives in the sewers.
Microsoft Mike[edit | edit source]
Microsoft Mike is known as lady Mike or lady voice (he doesn't get it). But he isn't known to clean Sam's toilet until recently when Sam decided that Mike shouldn't clean his toilet once per year, he instead that he shall clean his toilet 100 times per month.
Microsoft Mary[edit | edit source]
Marry is a cooker and cleaner and a maid of some sort. She usually cleans the Diarrhea Infested Toilet off-camera.
Microsoft Anna[edit | edit source]
Microsoft Anna is Sam's worst friend and always forces her to clean the toilet no matter what because Anna was featured in Windows Vista (worst OS ever) and Windows 7. However, what Sam doesn't know is that Speakonia works on every OS ever (after Windows NT 4.0 and must run on the NT kernel).
Notes[edit | edit source]
- At one point in the final hours of the Great Final War, Jokermingo0044 dies due to be suffocated by the squid in the Diarrhea Infested Toilet.
- Sam doesn't really care about the time it took to clean a toilet only to be dirty by Sam's diarrhea.
- The company Clean Ass Toilets inc. tried to sell Sam their products, however, Sam sued them & won because MyAss won the election for United States president.
Update on this page[edit | edit source]
the link was recreated due to the fact that a user (which i am not gonna say) moved the link to another page. DO NOT MOVE THIS PAGE TO ANOTHER PAGE, NOR DELETE THIS PAGE UNLESS YOU ARE AN ADMIN. NO, I WILL NOT DELETE THIS PAGE DUE TO THE FACT THAT I DON'T KNOW, SO DON'T EVEN THINK ABOUT IT OR ELSE SAM WILL CUT YOUR DICK OFF WITH A CHAINSAW!