User:Wogtastic

Wogtastic is a bored fuck from Adelaide, Australia, who hates war, violence, oppression, institutional racism, sexism, ageism, discrimination, political corruption, greedy corporate executives, human rights violations, global warming, inequal education practices and the colour orange. Wogtastic is a nocturnal mediterranean, where she climbs out of her King-sized bed cave thingy and feeds on a diet of bullshit, lies and misconceptions and drinks a steady supply of arrogance juice from Port Arrogance, located on Bastardo Peninsula (formerly Yorke Peninsula but changed back to its Indigenous Italian name after the landmark Mambo V Queensland case - you know, that dude Eddie Mambo). Wogtastic hates Italian-Australian stereotypes and educates non-Italian Australians about Italian culture by getting them to watch The Godfather trilogy. Wogtastic eats pasta 10 times a day, drinks 5 litres of vino every day, hangs out with her 30 cousins, drives her done up Holden Commodore down Jetty Road in Glenelg to visit her Uncle Roberto who is the leader of the Adelaide Mafia undergound, wears puma track pants and yells out 'vaffanculo' every 2 minutes.