User:Wjhonson

If you are reading this, you really need to get a life. But otherwise, hey welcome to my user page!!

I'm really not a worthless, bitchy, pieceofcrap. But I do a good impression. At least that's what my Mom always told me. But she's dead now, and they were never able to pin it on me.

So anyway, back to me, you came hear to learn about me.

I'm a short, fat, bald, (give me something funny to put here bitch!). And I'm single! Imagine that! No really!

If it seems like I'm your type, hey leave me a message. I will delete any message I see fit, without archiving, and if you don't like that. Hey too bad, the door is that way!!

Now that we've gotten past that, I'm sure we'll do just fine. I'll be adding more here whenever I feel like it.