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Warning: The following text might contain spoilers. This makes the article more aerodynamic, and thus more maneuverable at high speeds. Take caution and carry a first-aid kit at all times if you don't know that The kids in Narnia died in a train wreck in the first book, and Narnia is actually Heaven, which is destroyed in the last book, Lord Asriel and Mrs. Coulter defeat the archangel together so that Lyra and Will can save the world, the Narrator is Tyler Durden, Bruce Willis sacrifices his life to save Earth from the asteroid, Roxas lives in cyberspace, Charlie Brown never talks to that red-headed girl, Sloth is the Elric Brothers' mother, the Dark Lord shall rise again, Mary Svevo had previously had a relationship with Dr. Howard Mierzwiak, and then had him erased from her mind, Brandy Alexander is Shannon's brother, Nately's Whore falls in love with Nately, but only after he dies, Earl fakes his death again to get out of the relationship, which backfires, and then drives her to fake her own death as revenge, and Soylent Green is PEOPLE!!! |
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