User:WildCat357

Welcome

I'm very new here, still not too sharp with the protocols and practices, but I'll learn. I've got an offbeat sense of humor, and time to burn. I came to this place after a couple hours of boredom surfing. My interests are tits, cars, science, and tits. I said tits twice not because I find redundancy funny, but because I like tits a lot (and in the words of Mr. Howard Hughes, who doesn't like tits?)

I'm here primarily because I'm recovering from a surgery (nothing major, but enough to keep me running in low gear for a few weeks) and I'll try my best not to piss on boots or step on toes. But, if I do, that's life, and sometimes she's a bitch. My sense of humor leads more towards puns and verbal calisthenics, but for a written media that's pretty handy I'd imagine.

So far I've accomplished very little. I've been reading a bit, making small edits adding this or that, just to add to some articles. I've no interest in becoming a fulltime editor of anything, I'd rather read for fun and add my own little twist when I feel it would improve the quality of the article.

WC357