User:Whateverfloats
“Whateverfloats took Mother Nature from behind. We refer to the event as the big bang.”
Whateverfloats is staggeringly pretentious and arrogant. She clearly has too much time on her hands as evidenced by the fact that she is a regular (meezer) on the meez website.
Whateverfloats is also one of the co-founders of Factio Lupinus.
Whateverfloats was stationed at the Geezer forum during the Rate Me uprising of Jan. '08.
The Life of Whateverfloats'[edit | edit source]
Whateverfloats was born in a seedy brothel to a paraplegic, one eyed whore. Her father is either someone who resides in the greater Juno, Alaska area, or someone who at some point visited the vicinity. Starting out with many strikes against her, no one would have thought her to be so successful in life. She graduated from college at the age of nine, and has had eminent fame on the Japanese Karaoke circuit since graduation. Being famous in Japan caused her to temporarily abandon her life long dream of writing cookbooks. Unfortunately Whateverfloats' singing career was cut short when her eardrums were blown out at a Manowar show (although she is still considered to be a classic karaoke artist and highly influential in Japanese music.). Whateverfloats moved back to Juno and finally started her cookbook career. She has written two cookbooks so far. The first one was about the correct ways to cook children, and the second was on how not to be a Vegetarian. The second was so widely popular that it has been blamed for the obesity crisis hitting many countries.