User:Wehpudicabok/Game:Your Computer/Fightvirus
You expect that your l33t h4x0r skills would be quite helpful in squashing the nasty little bug that's infesting your system, but they aren't. At all. The reason becomes very clear to you after a few hours of trying to destroy it: the computer is actively aiding the virus, because it identified the virus as annoying to you and it rather enjoys pissing you off.
I don't know that there's anything else you can do at this point. I don't think I can even give you any more options. I'm not in your browser history, so I don't know if you've tried actually playing the game that you started out trying to play, or trying to get on Uncyclopedia, but I can tell you now that neither one will work. The whole idea of using a computer for something productive is futile.
There's only one thing left to do now, and it's – you know it, it's coming – it's