User:WackyZ
Please note that WackyZ is in no way famous and you won't know him BUT HE KNOWS YOU!!!
" Penis to Penis " the way in which the beautiful processes of nature take place - WackyZ 1876
Who is WackyZ?[edit | edit source]
WackyZ is a simple man, a humble man a very stange man who smells weird and hasn't washed since the beginning of the 1960s. WackyZ is a poet, a know-it-all and has been hailed as the lord of words and the king of the noobs!
How is this guy king of the noobs?[edit | edit source]
WackyZ began his life gestating inside the head of one of the writers of the 'hit' show (oh sorry that is a typo - it should say 'shit' show) Lost.
He grew to the ripe old age of 266 when he first began to write properly and at age 700 he discovered the game Counter Strike. WackyZ became excited at the sight of this game with its hi-tech graphics and a non-existent soundtrack that played inside WackyZ's head (it probably was Jimmy Morrison asking for his brain back). However, WackyZ didn't just discover CS on that faithful day - he also discovered noobishness.
After 2 kills and 5,000,000 deaths Wacky became depressed - he wanted to actually kill some players. He then realised, hang on a minute - who are the most defenseless players? - the ones who I'd look like a right pilock if I didn't kill them. MY TEAM MATES!
...3 minutes later A message popped up on the screen: you've been kicked you retarded noob
...3 hours and a lot of googling later - WackyZ discovers that noobishness is not wrong but is a blessing that should be celebrated.
So seriously - what has happened to this guy now?[edit | edit source]
WackyZ has been banned from:
2,000,000 servers (including other video games - not just CS)
100 forums
700 sites that didn't ever require signing up
9,000 MSN contacts
and 12 restraning orders which includes continous swearing at MSN bots like Spleak and Smarter Child
So what does he look like?[edit | edit source]
Very few have seen WackyZ but out of those who have - few have survived to tell the tale.
It is said that WackyZ looks so repulsive and nerdy that it makes your eyes water until you are so dehydrated that you die.
There are a few artists impressions/look alikes including:
So who is WackyZ seriously?[edit | edit source]
WackyZ is a writer who sometimes realeases bullcrap like this but will return will better quality articles as time progress.
What should I do if he approaches me?[edit | edit source]
Punch through the nearest car window and put the pedal to the metal, theres no telling what this man might do if he sees/meets you. You must all escape to the underworld before its too late. if no car is available to escape in, simply run to the nearest city which will raise itself on its hydraulic legs and run to holland.