User:WCC/AC-130 gunship

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AC-130 Specter Gunship[edit | edit source]

“This is the plane you don't want to fuck with!”

~ Aria on the AC-130 Specter

“"That motherfuckin' palne's got a motherfuckin' cannon on it, motherfucker!”

~ Samuel L. Jackson on the AC-130 specter

“Cool”

~ Master Chief Petty Officer John-117 on the AC-130 Specter

“Drove it to work a few times.”

~ Chuck Norris on the AC-130 Specter

“I'm proud of my younger brother. He can fight by himself and save soldiers. He can tear the shit out of a person.”

~ C-130 Hercules on his brother.

“Brother's got a gunship”

~ Black man on the AC-130 Specter

“Ting sang tong due won! Ching ang bow wong- AAAGHH!”

~ Viet Cong Soldier on the AC-130 Specter
AC-130 Banking to fire.

The AC-130 is the buff, gunned up brother of the C-130 Hercules, and the distant cousin of the AC-47 Spooky and AC-119 Shadow/Stinger. It was created when God and Chuck Norris wanted to spar, in which, God always lost. With its heavy mix of weaponry, it is a formidable aircraft, that you don't want to cross. It weaponry is built into the left side of the aircraft. All the aircraft has to do is bank to it left, circle the target, and fire. The heavy weapons will tear it's enemy apart. It is considerably more powerful than it cousins, the AC-47 Spooky and the AC-119 Shadow/Stinger. It could be armed with different guns, cannons, and even a howitzer (a weapon large enough to kill Captain Nazi).

History[edit | edit source]

In the 1960, God and Chuck Norris would spar. God created the AC-130, but it changed to Chuck Norris' side because it wasn't stupid. But the sparing days ended, but Vietnam began. Chuck Norris gave the AC-47, Ac-119, and the AC-130 to the United States and told them "Fuck the enemy up." In which they did. The North Vietnamese and Viet Cong feared it. Ever time they saw it they said "SHIT!" Eventually, Ammerica got bored with Vietnam and gave it back to the South Vietnamese, which they lost.

Armament[edit | edit source]

AC-130A[edit | edit source]

  • 4x 7.62x51mm NATO GAU-2/A Miniguns
  • 4x 20x102mm M61 Vulcans

AC-130A Special[edit | edit source]

  • 2x Miniguns
  • 2x Vulcans
  • 2x 40mm "Bum bum" Cannons

AC-130U Spooky II[edit | edit source]

  • 2x 25mm "Almost 30mm Cannons
  • 2x 40mm "Bum Bum" Cannons
  • 1x "Holy Shit!" Howitzer
That is a fucking cannon! On an airplane!

Performance[edit | edit source]

  • It flys.
  • It was very good in bed with your mum.
  • Tears the shit out of enemy personel, tanks, vehicles, buildings, anything enemy.
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