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Yakubian War[edit | edit source]
| Yakubian War | |
|---|---|
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| Conflict: Hyperborean-Judean Proxy War | |
| Date: 9085 - 8814 B.C. | |
| Place: Egypt, East Africa, Middle East | |
| Outcome: Untermensch Victory | |
| Combatants | |
| Ubermensch: Proto-Hyperborean Confederation Khaganate of Turan Aladeen Supporters Empire of Lemuria |
Untermensch: Fentanate of Ethiopia First Judean Order Sephardi Liberation Army (Wadiyan Jews) Lemurian Gypsy Congress (After 8967 B.C.) |
| Commanders | |
| Hyperborea: Almighty Lord Yakub I of Hyperborea General Vrillon Racism (Person) Derek von Chauvin Turan Khagan Cyrus Mossadegh |
Ethiopia: Fentlord Tyrone DeMarcus I George Droid |
| Strength | |
| Hyperborea: 30,000,067 Aryan Warriors 61,000 Goymobiles 1,312 Goy-saucers Jeremy Corbyn |
Ethiopia: 13,052,000 Tribesmen Black Hulk 52 Fent-Bombs |
| Casualties | |
| 10,000 | unknown |
The Yakubian War, also known as the Global Race War, was a war fought primarily by the Proto-Hyperborean Confederation against the Fentanate of Ethiopia and the First Judean Order of Israel between 9085 and 8814 BC. Originally, the war was believed to have started over a dispute between Hyperborea and Ethiopia over the former territory of the collapsed Wadiyan Sultanate, formerly led by Beloved Oppressor Supreme Leader President Prime Minister Admiral-General Aladeen. However, it was later revealed to be a secret plot by Israel to destroy the white race and kill Yakub. The war resulted in the collapse of the Proto-Hyperborean Confederation, the Gypsy Coup against the leadership of Premier Sukhmandeep Singh of Lemuria, the Ethiopian annexation of Madagascar and Yakub fleeing to the subterranean realm of Agartha. The war had roughly 141,000,000 deaths.
Background[edit | edit source]
Yakub's White Race[edit | edit source]
Yakub, a vrilliant scientist from Ethiopia, ventured out through Israel to the Khaganate of Turan where he obtained the DNA of an unknown citizen. It is unknown how Yakub obtained this DNA, but it is known that he extracted it. He then travelled to the northernmost town on Earth at the time, Thule, later known as New Thule, now known as Qaanaaq, Greenland, and opened the first Yakubian Laboratory. In this laboratory, he managed to extract Vril energy from the Black Sun in Agartha, adding it to the DNA of the ethnic Turanic citizen and creating an army of beings, dubbed the Hyperboreans, later known as the "Aryans" or "Whites". The Vril energy used differentiated them from other Palaeo-Siberians, but did not dissociate them.
Yakub then formed the Proto-Hyperborean Confederation, a state for Yakub's new race whose people harnessed the power of Vril, spanning from the Arctic to the Caucasus. The power of Vril gave the user many abilities, such as super-strength, intelligence, force-field projection, and the Goy Beam. The Goy Beam is deadly to other races, particularly those of Judean heritage, with an 88% death rate and 100% disability rate against the victim. Vril Energy is indestructible and can only be inhibited by Autism or Fentanyl.
Outbreak of War[edit | edit source]
When Chief Rabbi of Jerusalem David Yisrael Steinbergowitz I realised the power of Vril and the danger to his kind, he immediately began preparations to defend Israel from Hyperborea. First, he funded numerous rebellions in the North African Sultanate of Wadiya to overthrow the government of Beloved Oppressor Supreme Leader President Prime Minister Admiral-General Aladeen and then turned against all except for the Sephardi Liberation Army, which was a Judean proxy. Unbeknownst to any other state, in tunnels below Egypt, Israel began building a weapon of mass destruction known as the Giza Mass Autism Array. This weapon had Autism gas inside, which would cause the Hyperboreans to be unable to use their Vril.
Steinbergowitz then met with Yakub and agreed that neither Hyperborea nor Israel would intervene in Wadiya. Steinbergowitz ordered his forces to shapeshift into Hyperboreans and launch an invasion of Egypt, causing the Ethiopians to launch a fent-bomb into Hyperborea, which was shot down by a Hyperborean force stationed in Malta.
On April 20, 9085 BC, Yakub had no option but to declare war on Ethiopia, the land of his own ancestors.
First Battles[edit | edit source]
Battle of Giza[edit | edit source]
Yakub sent the Hyperborean forces, led by General Ashter "Vrillon" Sheran to Cairo, as the Hyperborean Intelligence Agency, the Noticers, had found evidence of Judean plans for the Autism Array. The Judeans quickly dug into tunnels beneath the Hyperborean forces to shapeshift into Ethiopians and infiltrate the Hyperborean offensive, but were quickly destroyed by a giant Goy Beam from the Hyperborean 1st Goymobile Division.