User:Urban sasquatch
Chris Gannon
born 2/2/94 died 3/23/82
Summary[edit | edit source]
Chris number one super guy
Early Years[edit | edit source]
Chris Gannon may be the most handsome man in the history of history.he is like George Cloony and Mel Gibson combined into one (with tripple the anti-semitc aditiude) he was born in a log cabin which he later burned down in a drunken rage. As a child he developed an unhealthy obsession with ripping the head off Barbie Dolls and then stabbing unsuspecting tourists from the Ukraine with the improvised shank like device.
Adolescence[edit | edit source]
At the age of 13 chris broke free of his chains in the attic that his abusive family locked him there and killed them all in a (in flight movie incodent)he then returned to his natural habitat in the underwater world of Mars. Go fuck yourself. Then he met Dan Shiffren the local jew bastard who would later sodomize in a reenactment of the Bore War. But at the age of 17 he angered the great Graz too much and had tickled his last chin He then went into a coma for a number of units of time.
Adult life[edit | edit source]
He did a bunch of push ups and did some coke. went to Nam a couple times an was drunk 67% of the time.
Death[edit | edit source]
Died by 37 gunshot wounds to the face with his hand gripped around Justins windpipe.