User:Unguided/The Spoils

The world's first CCG to be printed on the back of perishable foodstuffs. This feature was implemented because players of card games traditionally stop buying cards after they finish building their decks; nerds everywhere are opening their dresser drawers or looking on their bookshelves to find their beloved Dragon Tanks and Ashes of Zenobias housing a colony of fungus.

Card Sleeves/Refrigerators are sold by the creators of this game to prospective collectors who want to pay more money, but this merely prevents the inevitable (even with an open box of baking soda).