User:Uncyclopedian/Game:TextAdventurer/sirconstantine

"Ah, Sir Constantine!" King Arthur says, apparently recognizing you. (Way to go!)

"How have you been? I've been needing to meet with you. You see, my knights and I have been searching for a game that is quite legendary, with fearsome Grues that devour a man whole! Do you know of that which we speak?"

> The only really legendary game I know of is Zork.

"Why, yes, that is what it be! You must lead us, brother!"

• Stab King Arthur; you never liked him anyway.
• Take them outside the castle.
• Tell King Arthur to shove it and dance on the table.