User:Uncyclopedia-Is-The-Worst
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This article is insane. The article submitter may need psychotherapy, and as such, this article should be taken as gospel. You can help Uncyclopedia by restraining the article in a rubber room. |
About Me
HOLY FATASS LUMBERJACK!!!
This page is Bat Fuck Insane and probably suffers from ADHD!
Now stop acting like that is a good thing, rim licker.
My Hobbies
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This user devours babies. Whole. |
My Political Views
Why I'm Here
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My Views On Society
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This article is really incofuckingherent and is a disgrace to the Internet.
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Things I Like
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What I Want For Christmas
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This president-for-life is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly Ape-Shit Crazy. Its spontaneousness and medievalness do nothing to aid this. The igloo is Ape-Shit Crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo. If you attempt to freeze this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become Ape-Shit Crazy yourself. Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your wrist!!!!!! |
The Truth About Bacon
My Religious Views
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Best Things Ever
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This user's head A SPLODE. |
Things I Wish I Was
This {{{1}}} is guaranteed to make your eyeballs bleed
or your money back.
Things I'm Glad I'm Not
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This article might offend some minorities. Alas, as they are not the majority, we will follow the democratic tradition and vote regarding the contents. Until then, neither Uncyclopedia nor the original author of this article condone racism in any form. |
Things That Piss Me Off
