User:Uncyclopedia-Is-The-Worst
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This article is insane. The article submitter may need psychotherapy, and as such, this article should be taken as gospel. You can help Uncyclopedia by restraining the article in a rubber room. |
About Me
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My Hobbies
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This user devours babies. Whole. |
My Political Views
Why I'm Here
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My Views On Society
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Things I Like
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What I Want For Christmas
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This queer is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly Ape-Shit Crazy. Its sinisterness and offensiveness do nothing to aid this. The Volvo is Ape-Shit Crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo. If you attempt to deceive this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become Ape-Shit Crazy yourself. Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your thorax!!!!!! |
The Truth About Bacon
My Religious Views
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Please make this look like a proper wiki article by adding links, headers, paragraphs, or any other formatting that it might need to stop looking so bad. If this page is not fixed in 30 days, it may become a candidate for deletion. |
Best Things Ever
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This user's head A SPLODE. |
Things I Wish I Was
This {{{1}}} is guaranteed to make your eyeballs bleed
or your money back.
Things I'm Glad I'm Not
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Things That Piss Me Off
