User:Uncyclopedia-Is-The-Worst

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About Me

HOLY FATASS LUMBERJACK!!!
This page is Bat Fuck Insane and probably suffers from ADHD!
Now stop acting like that is a good thing, freak.

My Hobbies

This user devours babies. Whole.

My Political Views

Why I'm Here

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My Views On Society


		This article is really incofuckingherent and is a disgrace to the Internet. We suggest that you vote it the ~~Featured Article~~ VFD immediately.

Things I Like

This article is stark raving mad. The author of this nonsensical rambling must be locked up at once and do remember to have the key thrown away. And such as "smoking" marijuana, this article should be taken as incoherent rambling. Do your duty man and help Uncyclopedia by making sure it never sees the light of day..

What I Want For Christmas

Poor Orangutannie waits for your help...

This server is, rather unfortunately, completely and utterly Ape-Shit Crazy. Its demoralizingness and ill-bredness do nothing to aid this.
The zipper is Ape-Shit Crazy, and reigns champion at the zoo.
If you attempt to ASPLODE this, you will (in a most unimpressed manner) become Ape-Shit Crazy yourself.
Or else the editors at Uncyclopedia will eat your toenail!!!!!!

The Truth About Bacon

My Religious Views


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