User:Uncrediblewiz

== WHY I'M NOT CATHOLIC

For some reason, my parents were both non-catholics. This fact necessitated that I could not be catholic. It was funny because I went to school with alot of catholic kids, and they seemed to have so many holidays off freom school, that it got me to thinking: "I don't really give damn about the religious implications, I just want the damn vacations!" I concluded in my mind right there that: " I want to be CATHOLIC!!!"

Ok, I know that someone will be offended by this revelation (al puns intended, I guess). But I needed some decompression time, school was a drag on me, and I just wanted a little "me" time.

My fu--ing parents wouldn't capitulate, so I was nee allowed to go and taste the sweet ( I assume), wafers of my sought oafter refuge from the drudgeries of public-forced education. Hell, I would have bowed or whatever the hell you're supposed to do, to be off for the rest of the day, but, it was not meant to be. Oh I'll get my revenge, if any of them ever need a vital organ, I'll be off in a public school somewhere, hoping that I'll be held for detention.

I just want to be a good contributor to the cause.

And for those of you who may have been wondering about it, nope, I'm still not catholic. After I grew up, I found that I could take off as many days as I wanted to. So I asked myself: "Do you really want to spend your off time, in church?"

Need I say more?

--U.C. Wiz 06:40, November 6, 2009 (UTC)