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So you want to know how to blow up a whale. Don't worry about it. We've been in the business a long time. Blown hundreds of those fuckers. Wait...

Bill, get the fuck away from the reception desk. Fucking Bill, we'll shove you in the next one...

Why blow up a whale?[edit | edit source]

long goofy story about the florence, oregon, mafia, a guy from idaho and some granny from astoria