User:Turb0-Sunrise/Turb0pedia/Boston
Hell yeah! Boston is this place down by the river, down by the banks of the river Charles. It is where you'll find me, but that's getting ahead of the point. They got beans, chowdah, the Sawks, and a bunch of other stuff.
History[edit | edit source]
Boston was founded a few hundred years ago when some limey tubs decided they were going to build a city on a tiny-ass peninsula that should be an island. A few hundred years, a war, and a bunch of Irish immigrants later, they filled in a fuck-ton of the Charles with rubble and stuff, and now we have Back Bay. Then the Sox came, and everything went apeshit for about 20 years, then some douche tampon sold the one good player they had to those other douche tampons down in Hell.
The Sawks[edit | edit source]
Two words: Fuck yeah.
Geography[edit | edit source]
It's a big old penis peninsula with a bunch of suburbs on the mainland, across the Mystic and Charles Rivers.
Roads[edit | edit source]
Even more bullshit than geography, and that's saying something. All twisty, narrow, curvy, brick, and stupid.
