User:Tumb13weed/AwCrap/Occassion

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Hey there[edit | edit source]

...Not this Rose? Oh boy.


This indeed is misleading, and not quite what it seems.

This is a proposal, definitely not out of your dreams.

There. A rose for you.
There. A rose for you.


I don't where this leads us, no idea where we'll be;

But I won't let this become a 3-Act Tragedy.


Here's a choc preparation I cannot make.


I do not stand a chance, but I still hang on; see,

The probability of success, always, is P.

And here's an...unusual teddy. Hehe.



You may say I have my priorities in a mess.

But every pawn can be a queen in a game of chess.


There. A rose for you. There are three, of course.

I ask you with the knowledge that you may never be mine:

Would you, <insert name here>, perchance, be my secret Valentine?

[And here's my promise.]


I love you, <insert name here>.