User:Trrri333/Random Jokes

Here I post any random jokes I think are funny enough to be posted in the Internet. I will try to expand it as much as possible although any edits that help the article are more than welcome.

Funny Country Song Titles

• Get Your Biscuits In the Oven and Your Buns In Bed
• I Licked Her and She Kicked My Butt
• If Love Were Oil, I'd Be A Quart Low
• My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him
• I'm the Only Hell Mama Ever Raised
• I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling

Ten Lines From Star Wars That Are A Lot Funnier If The Word "Pants" Is Traded In

• 1. Lock the door and hope they don't have pants.
• 2. You are unwise to lower your pants.
• 3. I used to bulls-eye womp-rats in my pants back home.
• 4. You came in those pants? You are braver than I thought.
• 5. Don't worry. Chewie and I have gotten into a lot of pants more heavily guarded than this.
• 6. The blast came from those pants. That thing is operational!
• 7. Maybe you'd like it back in my pants, your highness.
• 8. This pants may not look like much, kid, but they got it were it counts.
• 9. A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt this was in the presence of my old master.
• 10. These pants contain the ultimate power in the universe. I suggest we use it.

Jokes With Facts In Them

• Some studies revealed that on average a man cries once a month. Gee, we wonder what time of the month that would be....
• By the end of the day, 107 incorrect medical procedures will have been made. Guess where? I'll give you a hint, Bush hasn't done much good with his hospitals, and no it's not Iraq.
• According to a report, half the men raised in farms have had sexual encounters with animals. Apparently farm folks have bad luck with the ladies.
• Researchers found 50% more fecal contamination in kitchen sinks than in toilet sits, and 75% more in kitchen counters. Guess the couple couldn't wait till they got upstairs to the bedroom.