User:Trexrider
Leprechuans[edit | edit source]
Leprechauns eat small twigs and berries, along with the occasional magic shrooms. They often smoke alot of weed and eat waterchooks. Reverse Vampires hate Leprechuans well don't we all.
The Southpark Theory OF Evolution[edit | edit source]
We`re all the retarded offspring of monkey-fish who had buttsex with squirrels?
Radioactive Hamster From a Planet Near Mars[edit | edit source]
They arrived in UFOs shaped just like Cuban cigars. They took over the universe and ate the world's supply of imitation crab meat, as well as leaving 24,673 species extinct, but they're really...kinda cute. After you get past the fangs, wings, extra limbs, and unidentified globules.
And now for something random[edit | edit source]
In soviet russia, grues eat YOU!
Griffin Smith's Theorem Of Popularity[edit | edit source]
It has been stated by Griffin Smith, a high school student, that popularity is a double-edged sword. Whereas it can elevate one's social status, it prohibits one from freely expressing themselves. Have you ever seen a popular person yell "SPOON SEX!", then sit down like nothing happened? No. They wouldn't be popular. They would be weird, which we all know is the ideal way to live.
Candy Zombies[edit | edit source]
Candy zombies come out once a year on halloween to feast on Blood, Guts and YOUR DELICUOCES CANDY.!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
They grave the SWEETNES.!!!!!
They come from the halooweenies world :as seen on the invader zim Halloween Spectacular Of Spooky Doom:.