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Thursday, May 28, 2020[edit | edit source]
At a David Geffen-sponsored fashion event, "Blue Undies for Blue Times" held yesterday in Andorra, two models were overheard and recorded by a hot mic: "Hey Bro, let me pop that zit on your shoulder..." "..Go for it, Brah..."
Medical authorities on the site, who had been dubious as to the qualifications of the Brah to perform the zit-ectomy, were nevertheless highly impressed with the result. According to Dr. Hounslu X. Guinivere, "the nugget he popped out was like a damn peach-pit!"
The Bro was relieved by the success of the zit-expungement. He was overheard to have said, "Dude, don't eat it" when the Brah displayed the sebum zit-core for him to see.
Dr. Guinivere was later seen dropping his pants for an exam, and was overheard to have said, "So like, check out this fuckin' ass-rash I've got, Yo..."