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Grueslayer
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Score: -
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Moves: -
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> Win game
- *** You have won ***
Congratulations! You have won Grueslayer!
> What? Really?
Yes, you have won the grand prize: your very own grue!
> Slay grue
Unfortunately, as part of the terms and conditions of this competition, you must forfeit all your weapons while receiving the prize.
> But I don't want the prize! Can I have my weapons back please?
Sure, just collect them from the security grue over there.
> Oh, crap.
You haven't really won, anyway. This is all a set-up. Did you seriously think you could win the game that easily? Maybe next time you won't cheat, and you'll play the game properly.
- *** The Grueslayer has been slain! ***
Would you like to automagically reanimate, go back in time to fix all of this, or quit altogether? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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