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Grueslayer
| YOU ARE A FAILURE
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Score: Doom
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Moves: Doom
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> Nothing
You lie in the car silent, apparently resigned to your unknown fate. After a period of time, the car comes to a stop. The man hauls you up and out of the car, then removes your blindfold. You are led to a gray, nondescript building. The door opens automaticaly, and you are pushed, shoved, and generally prodded to a faceless room near the back of the building named RM 5075. The door is opened, and you feel you handcuffs come off.
> Finally! Sweet freedom!
You would think so. However before you can make your bid to escape, you are shoved with suprising force headfirst into the room. You land on the ground with a thud, and you feel the door quickly shut behind you, followed by a *click* which can only mean the door was locked behind you. You pick yourself up quickly and check. Yep, it's locked alright. As you look around your new residence, you notice another door at the end of the hall leading out of the room. You run quickly down the hall, hoping it doesn't get locked on you. You grab the handle with a jerk, and turn. It's open!
> Leave building
You step out of the door into a portal, and find yourself on the planet Hoth.
> Look
It is cold. You are likely to be eaten by a Wampa. It appears to be Episode 5. There is a snowspeeder to your left.
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