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Grueslayer
| Generic Wasteland
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Score: ????
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Moves: ????
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> Scream
You take a shaky breath, then let loose with an earsplitting scream. The man looks at you with a look resembling pity. He stops, opens your door, un-cuffs you, and pushes you out onto the ground. Closing the door quickly, he flashes you a sad look, then speeds off.
> Examine surroundings
Your in a totally flat wasteland with little vegetation. It is night, but no sounds can be heard. It is pleasantly cool outside. You see a motorcycle a few yards away. Upon closer inspection, you see the keys in the ignition, and the engine is still warm.
> Inventory
You have nothing but The Clothes On Your Back (novel), the clothes on your back (real clothes) and a mysterious letter.
> Climb on motorcycle
Done. You look around for a place to drive to. The only thing you can see in the distance is a faint light, possibly a building, several miles away.
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